As far as uber drivers go: not going to rob you, not going to shoot or stab you, won't be playing any type of gangsta-hyphenate at full volume, won't smell like curry-diarrhea...

I'd place my bet with the side impact airbags and my drunken-relaxation response to weather any incidences safely.

The joke is funny.

But holy fuck, I WISH there were female Asian Uber & Lyft drivers where I live. Instead, it's like 95% of them are shitskins from Somalia or Eritrea and they can't drive for shit either. Worse still, their English is worse than an Asian immigrant and most have that particular odor.