I'd love an ammo vending machine.
We already have silencer kiosks.
https://thegunstudy.com/how-to/how-to-buy-a-suppressor-at-silencer-shops-kiosk/
Mail order mini-guns with optional vehicle mounting hardware.
Order a stinger or a javelin missile online snd have it delivered next day.
Need a tank? Available in about three weeks because we have to schedule a special truck. Which tank do you want? Remember that shipping is by the ton.
Ammo? Overnight, two-day, or standard ground?
An F-15? Would you like our optional 1 year maintenance and ground crew plan? Our crew will fly out to your airfield and maintain your bird anywhere in CONUS as long as we have 7 days warning. This plan does not cover battle damage, that costs extra.
I'd like a Metal storm on the roof of my car () Anything below 1.000.000 bullets per minute ain't gonna cut it.
Thank you for your interest. We need a minimum of 1000 customers to put down 30% to fund the final development phase of this product series.
Not enough children can die by guns for me to change my mind.
I just use a toy gun drilled out for a mold then get some steel and melt that shit down so all I need after is ammo and a firing pin and I'm set.
how about my assault rifle delivery service, 30 minutes or it's free. Now that would not work but it sure would be popular till the bankruptcy was filed.
Self delivering f-15s you can order via an app.
Brew-thru that sells both beers and handguns, in a derigable that you can access with your f-15.
get the 3D printer app but do not forget to also get the addon weapons package since not printing out missiles really dampens the experience when you can't fire a missile at that horker that's been eating your tomatoes out of the garden
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