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I looked this up and couldn’t find any data that actually collects how many people shoved rodents up their ass.

Regardless, it’s a funny meme.

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The deaths may be listed under rectal perforation.

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Gerbling seems to be some kind of . But how about putting up one's ass as a punishment for shitty cooked tempura Mr.Sushi Impaler?

This entire hamster thing is from the movie Mallrats another jay and silent bob offshoot movie. Jason ** who plays Brodie tells this joke on why his uncle keeps going to the hospital with a cat stuck up his ass is logical as he believes it's the only way to get the hampster out that is stuck up his ass is with a cat.

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It goes back way farther than mallrats.

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I'll never watch any of Kevin Smith's movies ever again.

His Mooby's pop up restaurant came to my area recently and my friends and I got tickets for the first day. The whole thing was a Hollywood money grab. $40 tickets for a $10 meal and it was done in a 21+ arcade with a kitchen. They did it all half-assed with a bunch of banners and the "Yes We're Open" sign and a shitty merch booth with a few foldable tables - I've seen broke ass punk bands with more professional looking merch booths. Paid good money to gain access to buy more overpriced useless shit. They wanted $18 for a bottle of hot sauce.

The whole experience was promoted that Jay and/or Kevin would be there but they weren't. Apparently they only come for the "grand opening" for about an hour and then skip town so they can start setting up for the next city.

My friends and I were so disappointed and I'm still pissed. I want my money back.

(Edit) Forgot to mention that when I bought my ticket online there was an option to make a $5 gratuity - I selected NO, all my friends selected no and we were all charged. Fuck Kevin Smith.

I would watch his movies but I am not a fan of anything movie or tv related. I think you learned your lesson of anything movie related is shit. Hell the shit's online free if you look hard enough. Also I posted again with a link to the entire quote joke that was in the movie, it's only a short part so it was not big deal just something I recalled every time southpark did that rodent in the ass episode or a followup one.

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I see you know your lemmiwinks

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Here are some stats that are easy to look up:

People killed falling in ice/snow in 2019: 171 People killed falling off a bed in 2019: 1,050 People killed falling off a chair in 2019: 314 People killed falling off a ladder in 2019: 529 People drowned in a bathtub in 2019: 571 People who choked to death on food in 2019: 1,643 People killed by all types of rifles (including AR15) in 2019: 364

I knew it, use only domestic objects up our asses is safer since it's made in America. I am so wrong writing this but it was tossed there waiting for a decent punchline.