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[–] • 2 pts

Look at the direction the wrapper is twisted.

Righty-tighty you soylent drinking retard.

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

You dumb fuck. Lol.

Here, I have an experiment for you.

Grab yourself by the balls, using both hands. Now twist your sac in the same direction with both hands. Then twist your balls in one direction with the top hand and the opposite direction with the bottom hand.

Report which one results in you twisting your balls more.

[–] • 0 pt

The crazy thing is the guy obviously moved the bottle clockwise. It's almost like he was trying to move the cap Counter-clockwise or something.

Oh and he blames the label instead of thinking "Man if this cap was wider I could get more leverage on it"

[–] • 0 pt

Oy vey, somebody call a mohel!

[–] • 0 pt

That's a feature to avoid getting sued by the families of people dying from weakness. After a couple of months consuming soylent you can't open the bottle anymore and you'll have to eat normal until you regain some strength.