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A friend anticipates coming UFO revelations. My response:

So you think we are now in the Genesis of UFO Revelations? If they come, it may not just be celebration, there may be Lamentations (in addition to plywood manufacturing). Those without a Job will Acts, if this means Numbers of new Jobs.

I'm just waking up, and will soon Exodus my bed. Many people wake up and go to the John. With all the supplements I take, I normally have a First John, a Second John and a Third John.

Well, that's my testament.Please don't Judges it harshly. Tomorrow, I may write a New Testament.

[–] • 2 pts

This is genius.

slow clap

[–] • 1 pt

Thanks!

Now I'm enjoying a Baby Ruth bar.and listening to Billy Joel. I'm more relaxed having had my First Peter release before I got out of bed.

[–] • 2 pts

Rub the shaft til sticky spaf sprays out the spittle stick of Schindler's wrath.

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