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[–] 6 pts

You take the chemicals and outdoor experience.

In the outdoor experience you eat the real plants and whatever bugs you want. Take some back for trade or growing on your pod.

The chemicals you take and trade for shanks and other perks as needed to effect an escape.

[–] 7 pts

Don't be foolish Employee B-576438933. You know you don't get to choose how or when you get your happy chemicals. They will be added to the air supply in your XS Pod during your next scheduled relaxation period.

[–] 0 pt

They got all the angles covered

not taking the sex bot outside and fucking it

Not going to make it.

[–] 4 pts

I would say take the premium bug menu, dont eat it; but stay on your regular rations and keep it in a cool dry corner of your pod for about a month. Then take the rock hard bug burger to the outdoor experience and use it to break the window and escape.

[–] 3 pts

The pods are round with no sharp corners or edges. This makes them easier to clean when the food tubes malfunction and an occupant expires prematurely.

[–] 0 pt

You could trade the chemicals for a shiv or shank to breakout of the greenhouse with. Plus you can use it on a guard or 20 on the way out. Let your fellow inmates out escape in the chaos like that HBO show with the AI robots.

[–] 1 pt

They took the corners away...fuck....I guess put the bug burgers in your "prison pocket" and try not to shit until they turn hard and you can use them to break windows....good luck.

[–] 0 pt

They took the corners away.

But did they take the curbs away? Because otherwise american history x is still relevant.

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I can't help but get mad reading these, knowing jokes aside, this is probably what they want some amount of decades from now. We the people decide the rules and policies of country. How did we allow such sewage to control the US?

[–] 2 pts

2 sex bots, if I can't double up, sex bot and the greenhouse.

[–] 1 pt

There is no time limit mentioned on the sexbot. It's almost like they don't want it back.

[–] 1 pt

Well I know what my pod will be filled with.

[–] 1 pt

Well I know what my pod will be filled with.

bugs or chemicals?

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Conglaturation should be a word! It could mean I don’t care about you, what about me? “CONGLATURATION!

Fuck you. I get to decide how I'm gonna suffer or enjoy.

[–] 1 pt

I refuse to accept such a dystopian near-future! But if I had no choice I guess I’d go sex bot. Let’s be real here.

[–] 3 pts

I can't look away...help!

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It's the one thing there that would be an improvement on current life.

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You could trade the chemicals, pills, like half a pill for sex... C'mon man.

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Yeah, but only faggotry will be legal so is that really a good trade?

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I refuse to accept such a dystopian near-future!

No but legitimately, I refuse to accept it.

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Consumeproduct is leaking

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the communist, democrat plan

Circa 2016, copyrighted 2020.

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If I could stack my rewards I would just as many happy chemicals as possible and release it all at once so I could just kill myself

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‘Outdoor Experience”. I suppose

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