Big Mike: It's Man-Love thursday. Is we gonna do it, or is we ain't?
0bama: Y-yes, we can!
Big Mike: Den prepare to get yo butt-hole fundamentally transformed!
0bama: Yes sir!
Big Mike: Its MA'AM!
Tall, long red hair, freckles, makes more money than me, modest titties... my ideal woman (she also knows Assembly Language and makes me feel stupid).
I adore her. It's a shame shes not real.
Cuck
how? which part?
I'm just as tall as she is! I was simply trying to point out that it would be pleasant to have an equally qualified mate, the makes me feel stupid was a sardonic jest, to imply that I'm tired of being the one person in the room who knows asm. You're mad at me because I no longer desire the ditzy ones your wife churns out?
Don't overthink it mate, he is taking the piss out of you.
I went with my 5'11" gf to a SAG party, she wore 6" heels. I couldnt' stop laughing.
Screen Actors Guild?
yes, all those kikes are manlets
It's hilarious how tiny they are. They are rivaled only by spics for being midget manlets.
I remember watching the video of the spic cartel CJNG where they're all standing around SUVs and APCs and shit with plate carriers and rifles and I was like "Wait a minute... something about these proportions look odd..." went and did some napkin math based on the standard height of some of the vehicle models, and the mean-mugging taco nigger cartel dudes are like 5' 2" tall.
Kek
lol... I dated a girl a couple inches taller than me once. It was a little extra when she wore heels, but those legs; yes, it was worth it.
Lmao, my wife is almost 6’. Good genes for our kids
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