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A lot of people do not have the capability to think about rational abstraction and are being exploited by the powers that be. The covid crisis made it absolutely clear that the people leading the world do not have the best interest of humanity at heart and they're keen on creating more mindless drones.

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LMAO

I posted earlier... I think your meme will do the job. :-)

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LMAO. I needed that.

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This is really hard for me to share on the internet, but I know I can trust you guys. So, here goes.... Yesterday, I woke up, peed, and stood, naked, on the scale. It read back, "129.2" pounds. It was the heaviest I've ever been in, like, I don't know, several hours or whatever. I then went on a dope-ass mountain bike ride, then headed out a second time on a road bike because the weather was sweet as fuck. Got in 50 miles total for the day, all fun as shit.

Then, this morning, the moment of truth: bladder empty, dick swangin' in the breeze, I got back on the scale. "128.8" pounds. I literally cried. Finally, after 6hrs of sleep and a super fun day the day before, I was down 0.4lbs, right where'd I'd been the previous weekend. I hope to keep it off, but at 5'6, I'm in better shape than damn near every fellow American, so I think I be aight. I also had 6 gorillion vaccines. I just took off my 11 masks and 6 pairs of underwear. I'm doubling up my pants for now and 3 jackets layered. Stay safe.

Thank you for letting me share. The end.

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