I forget who said this, but I am reminded of a phrase, which I will now butcher. 'When men socialize, they insult each other, but there is no harm because they know that none of them mean it. When women socialize, they compliment each other, and they don't mean it either.'
I forget who said this, but I am reminded of a phrase, which I will now butcher.
'When men socialize, they insult each other, but there is no harm because they know that none of them mean it. When women socialize, they compliment each other, and they don't mean it either.'
Yo mawmah so fat it takes a train a bus and a taxi to get on her good side!
Yo mawmah so fat it takes a train a bus and a taxi to get on her good side!
About a decade ago there was one year in which I started putting a lot of weight on and my buddy one day grabs my emerging fat man-tit and says "what the hell are these?"
It motivated me to stop drinking beer and I lost a lot of weight soon after. That was a good friend.
About a decade ago there was one year in which I started putting a lot of weight on and my buddy one day grabs my emerging fat man-tit and says "what the hell are these?"
It motivated me to stop drinking beer and I lost a lot of weight soon after. That was a good friend.
in college when said am I fat from a girl the guy on top left goes your so beautiful, especially your fat dick. and she say, I knew I was fat.
in college when said am I fat from a girl the guy on top left goes your so beautiful, especially your fat dick. and she say, I knew I was fat.
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You mama is such a slut that, oh forget it everyone knows that already.
You mama is such a slut that, oh forget it everyone knows that already.
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