"I'm really sick and tired of this politically correct world. I can't get promoted no matter how hard I work because I'm a White man", said Jubal. "You're named Jubal... is that after the Confederate General Jubal Early?" "No... it's short for 'I'm going to kill all jews and niggers and spics in my country and I'm going to be the first one there at the break of dawn... You know...early', you fat fucking lesbian. Any more questions?