> I accuse myself of the following crimes... > >I have seduced Party members of both sexes... > > I've been to the proletarian areas... > > I deliberately contracted syphilis in order to spread the disease... > > to my wife and other Party members. > > Together with other agents, I have counterfeited banknotes... > > wrecked industrial machinery, polluted the water supply... > > guided Eurasian rocket bombs to targets on Airstrip One... > > by means of coded radio. > > I stand here, a victim of the influence of Emmanuel Goldstein. > > Guilty on all counts. > > I'm glad I was caught. I was mentally deranged. > > Now I am cured. > > I ask only for you to accept my love of our leader. > > I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.