I just finished reading 1984. They will keep you alive until you love the communist regime. Then they'll shoot you.

Accurate.

I accuse myself of the following crimes...

I have seduced Party members of both sexes...

I've been to the proletarian areas...

I deliberately contracted syphilis in order to spread the disease...

to my wife and other Party members.

Together with other agents, I have counterfeited banknotes...

wrecked industrial machinery, polluted the water supply...

guided Eurasian rocket bombs to targets on Airstrip One...

by means of coded radio.

I stand here, a victim of the influence of Emmanuel Goldstein.

Guilty on all counts.

I'm glad I was caught. I was mentally deranged.

Now I am cured.

I ask only for you to accept my love of our leader.

I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.

Too Valhalla!!!!!!