"No you see if we attack the British, they will get to use that for propaganda against the colonies! We need to take it up the ass while complaining a bit to ourselves instead!"

Yeah, anonymity on the internet can be a problem.

Except by this time ther king had slapped them with thousands of new taxes, limitations on black powder, and especially high taxes on tea and powder.

You're just posting this to get us in trouble. REEEEEEE