"Something's fishy" or "something smells funny" - an instinctive feeling something is wrong
"Ugly like a mud fence" - unattractive women
"If I wanted shit out of you I'd squeeze your head" - if I wanted your opinion I'd ask for it
"We're not in Kansas anymore" - we are in a strange place (wizard of oz , movie reference)
"Out in left field" - distinctly different from the group in belief or actions (baseball reference)
Just a few "off the top of my head" - reflexive or initial thoughts
Edit: almost forgot one of my favorites:
"Like tits on a nun" - something useless
"Out in left field" You put the least capable player in left field because that is where the least balls are hit, I think.
I like those, especially the last one. :D
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