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Ever since learning American, these have fascinated me. Humor is a great indicator of a people's IQ. Let me know your best ones.

I'll start: 'Your guess is as good as mine.'

Ever since learning American, these have fascinated me. Humor is a great indicator of a people's IQ. Let me know your best ones. I'll start: 'Your guess is as good as mine.'

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"Something's fishy" or "something smells funny" - an instinctive feeling something is wrong

"Ugly like a mud fence" - unattractive women

"If I wanted shit out of you I'd squeeze your head" - if I wanted your opinion I'd ask for it

"We're not in Kansas anymore" - we are in a strange place (wizard of oz , movie reference)

"Out in left field" - distinctly different from the group in belief or actions (baseball reference)

Just a few "off the top of my head" - reflexive or initial thoughts

Edit: almost forgot one of my favorites:

"Like tits on a nun" - something useless

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"Out in left field" You put the least capable player in left field because that is where the least balls are hit, I think.

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I like those, especially the last one. :D