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Not an accident. It opens an encrypted channel with the mossad through your power lines and transmits all the data on any connected device, plus anything it can hear with its hidden internal microphone. It also has a bagel sensor that detects the number of bagels within a 20 yard radius. No one is sure why.
They must know it was the jews; the slithering, scurrying jews whose hand rubbing will never let me sleep; the daemon jews that race behind the padding in this room and beckon me down to greater horrors than I have ever known; the jews they can never hear; the jews, the jews in the walls.
Wait until you meet the Big Jew, Jewthuluh. He's got a nose like you wouldn't believe.
Nice one, expected it to be a slim chance someone will get the reference.
Oyyyyyy Veyyyy goyim bagels ahh delicious!!
The steak egg and cheese bagel breakfast sandwich from McDonald's is a guilty pleasure of mine.
All bagels have a link to the closest kosher source. This predates gps.
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