Translation services from Croatian to English provided by @Stabem. Could be a bit different than you might have heard as it was not directly translated from Russian. ------ 1. If you are missing a devil in the house, invite a jew. 2. Anyone serving the jew can expect a catastrophe. 3. What God loves, the jew gets rid of. 4. A baptized jew is like a tamed wolf. 5. A jew boasts of things that a human repents of. 6. Let a jew enter your house one day and you will not get rid of him in a year. 7. Wherever the jew walks, misfortune follows. 8. jewish hands love the work of others. 9. Adoration of a jew is no different from being a thief yourself. 10. A jew is always ready to cross himself if he gains advantage out of it. 11. The jew feeds on evil. 12. Where the jew walks, human tears flow. (notice how jew is not considered human?) 13. A jew will say he was beaten up, but he will never say why. 14. A jew in business is like a leech on the skin. 15. jewish love is worse than the executioner's noose. 16. If you want to destroy the jew, don't do business with him. 17. To a jew souls are cheaper than a coin. 18. While you drink (alcohol), a jew steals your money. (based on jewish companies providing cheap vodka in Russia) 19. A jew knows not what shame is. 20. A jew will even swing a censer, as long as he gets coins. 21. Run with jews, wake up with sins. 22. Where jew goes, bribery follows. 23. The jew first offers you a drink, and then gets you drunk. 24. The jew does not take you by force, but by temptation. 25. The jew stinks as bad as it looks. 26. A jew is like a pig: he is not in pain, but he does not stop squealing. 27. The house is only good until the jew moves in. 28. The jew starts as a beggar, turns insolent when becomes equal, and turns into a demon when gains power. 29. Call a jew brother, and he will call himself your father. 30. The jew swings his tongue as the man swings his hoe. 31. A jew works only with his stomach. 32. Who buys from a jew, digs his own grave. 33. The jew who promises healing is like death promising life. 34. What ends up in jewish hands disappears. 35. Avoid friendship with jews and you will avoid misfortune in life. 36. Bow down to a jew and you will break in two. 37. The jew is like a rat – strong only in a swarm. 38. jewish praise is worse than reproach. 39. Trust your eyes, not jewish words. 40. jews bear lies as fields bear wheat. 41. When a jew speaks the truth, the devil will die. 42. The jew casts the truth in gold, but it always floats to the surface. 43. A jew looks at you like a fox and smells like a wolf. 44. When you weep with joy, the jew weeps with envy. 45. Even a satiated jew looks around with hungry eyes. 46. A jew stops sucking blood only when he gets tired of breathing. 47. Better to lose with a Christian than to gain with a jew. 48. A jew trembles at every penny even when he has one foot in the grave. 49. The jew sows usury and reaps misery. 50. jews pave their way with money. 51. You can end your service to God, but never your service to the jew. 52. Around rich jews, people wear rags. 53. Locusts might eat your crops, but a jew will flay your skin. 54. Whoever gives freedom to the jew, surrenders to slavery. 55. A leech will eat its fill and fall, a jew will not. 56. There are no good jews, just as there are no good rats. 57. Slap a jew and he will accuse you of murder. 58. When a jew appears in your village, tie your tongue and unleash the dogs. 59. If you want to live, drive away the jews. 60. A jew will always complain about what was done to him, but he won't tell you why.