It's true. I kinda have almond eyes too, and I'm German, Irish, English, Swiss and Hungarian... Now I feel bad cause we were supposed to hang out this weekend.

I went to a Jew's funeral yesterday. My best friend growing up, he was a half-breed, half NYC Jew and half-Texan, a real mockery of nature. His 100% Jewish father died about a month and a half ago. Prion brain disease. Nobody knows how he got it (vax), but I progressed pretty rapidly. About five months from diagnosis to death.

And I got a soft spot for this guy. Pretty much every weekend from the age of 13-16 I spent with my friends sleeping over at his hhouse.

He was extremely stereotypically Jewish, the black hair, the balding, the huge nose, he had the look down perfectly. And he kvetched about everything, all the time. But that just seems to he something innate about them, something inborn.

But the thing is, when we were teens, we were awfully behaved, and he put up with it. We were always going to smoke fat blunts and write graffiti on the SEPTA lines. He always let us know we were being retards, but he bailed a lot of us out one time or another. And the financial damage we did to that man's snack pantry is incalculable.

He was the stereotypical secular Godless Jew, and never participated in any organized Jewry, at least as far as I know. But he was intelligent, a math professor, lover of books and music. And I lived quite far away by train, and this being before the advent of smart phones, he was always exceedingly liberal with loaning me a book to read on my way back, and would often like to talk about it after I finished it.

I spoke yesterday at his funeral, mostly just of the things I just told you. And I need to make a proper post about him here, he was too interesting to not be written about.

But it makes me remember how complicated this game is. While The Jews are behind many of the diabolical elements of human existence, there are a handful of individual Jews I actually do hold dearly in my heart.

At the end of the day, any man trying to fully understand reality will certainly go insane in what is ultimately a vain, pointless, and ego-centric exercise. So we build ourselves little shortcuts and heuristic, and tell ourselves "good enough", only to be befuddled when an exception to the rule appears, not knowing how the identity we've built around an allegiance to certain worldviews should react.

So then you just go to the gym.