If you keep friend who're prone to drunkeness, then you should probably consider revising your criteria for who you allow yourself to keep as friends.
I'm sure that he was in the middle of that process when some glorified security guard shot him in the back and took his ability to act on his newfound awareness away from him.
I doubt it. Either way, I hope the dead mans family has the means at their disposal to initiate a civil suit against Portland University.
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