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I chose this article because in many others you couldn't see how short the "seat" is.

Fuck this gay earth.

I chose this article because in many others you couldn't see how short the "seat" is. Fuck this gay earth.

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[–] • 4 pts

Many, many years ago, flight was elegant. Then it became pleasant. Then it was convenient, then expedient and currently it is better than riding a bus. Implementing this "feature" will make it exactly like riding a bus.

Imagine what they will think of next...

[–] • 2 pts

exactly like riding a bus

If a bus ride was 10+ hours. This shit started with the airline Freddy Laker back in the early '80s, it was a very cheap way to fly but you only had to pack your own lunch.

Now this shit. The slippery slope is real.

[–] • 1 pt

Your airline ticket also used to cost what a first class ticket does now, or more. It was elegant because only the elegantly equipped (well-off) could fly.

When the cattle fly, you fly cattle class.

[–] • 2 pts

Au contraire. It was the exact opposite. Us peasants had very comfortable seats with legroom. Meals. Gratis drinks. Reasonable ticket prices. Walked right through the airport to the gate and got onboard. None of that was first class. I know because I did it frequently,

[–] • 0 pt

You must have been flying for quite some time.

[–] • 0 pt

Just a loop to hang onto...like a bus. Might have to share a loop.

[+] [deleted] • 0 pt
[–] • 3 pts

Standing only is a major safety violation. Not only do you not have seatbelts, but you also have no oxygen masks or seat flotation devices. And weight distribution, which is already a problem for seated passengers, now becomes a major concern with standing only as the weight will shift when passengers inevitably move around (niggers) or fall down during turbulence.

But none of that matters. The end game is to destroy air travel for the masses so we cannot go places outside of our confinement continents (prisons). The jews want this.

[–] • 2 pts

Next version will have pedals to charge batteries so first class can keep the wifi up.

[–] • 0 pt

Brutal but not too far fetched at this point.

[–] • 1 pt

I can just hear the fat people ree-ing.

[–] • 1 pt

No thanks

[–] • 1 pt

Yeah as if I already didn't want to fly (for various reasons). I'll just drive.

[–] • 1 pt

Fuck everything about this except 1. It is too narrow for fat slobs to fit in between the "seats" and 2. No fat slob is going to "stand" on a flight.

[–] • 0 pt

It was always a big joke that Ryanair wanted standing room only. Now they have it.