The other day I was taking a walk and there was a group of attractive women, not one of them offered to suck my cock. The fucking nerve! Obviously they know I have a cock and would like it sucked.
I feel this is a fair equivalent.
I'd argue that's the best part of getting older. Suddenly, sex is no longer the most important thing, and all the other bullshit that comes with women becomes a lot more glaring and easy to dispise
There is a reason I never got remarried.
Kek made me laf but fair point