Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria. When asked about addressing critics, he told Vice: “Tell anyone who mocks you that they are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome, and then walk away.”
I appreciate that they walk away. The stench!
Seriously. To think spritzing yourself with even more bacteria cleans away the shit from your ass is insane.
I think I saw one of these motherfuckers stacking shelves in the grocery store just yesterday. The stench was so unreal, even the air was warping around him.
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