that explains the post the other day of a mom getting caught shoplifting all those stanley cups, she was trying to save people from getting lead poisoning.
So one day it happened after drinking all her cous' Don Julio tequila stash, Senorita Garcia-Lopez-Jesus-Maria-What-The-Fuck strolled into her local Costco in Spicville, CA, and loaded up every Stanley drinking cup into the huge cart.
The she-taco shuffled past the receipt checker with not so much a bloodshot-eyed glance or pause.
She loaded up her dirty ol' base-model Mustang with two-year-old expired plates like a gangbanger coyote pro, but the quick-responding policia got the wetback puta because of her lethargy around siesta time.
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