> So one day it happened after drinking all her cous' Don Julio tequila stash, Senorita Garcia-Lopez-Jesus-Maria-What-The-Fuck strolled into her local Costco in Spicville, CA, and loaded up every Stanley drinking cup into the huge cart. > The she-taco shuffled past the receipt checker with not so much a bloodshot-eyed glance or pause. > She loaded up her dirty ol' base-model Mustang with two-year-old expired plates like a gangbanger coyote pro, but the quick-responding policia got the wetback puta because of her lethargy around siesta time. > https://gab.com/BiglySpeaks/posts/111813119130207733 https://poal.co/s/newsofthestupid/691752