*young Jameel'LeShawn Dequarious Bartholomew the Third Jr was a 19 year old with a dream and used his free "libary" card to learn to read his first book. It was 6 pages and about learning to use the potty and being toilet trained. Something he had never learned how to do.* The remarkable part is he read and learned from the 6 page book in less than 2 months. He graduated from Toilet College with his single mom and 12 siblings at a banquet in the local Popeyes. Since all 13 of them were fathered by different missing negro fathers they went to the closest Popeyes which had an all female staff. Believe it or not Jaquisha Marchondaquandius was the shift leader and gave them all of their chicken with a 5% discount but couldn't do the math so the food was free. The toilets were closed due to massive clogging the following day.