I'm offended by the word cereal. One grim morning I requested cereal at a diner and the waitress looked at me strange when she showed me their selection and I pointed at the "Shreddies" and stated "that cereal is killer"! Little beknowst to me there was an active search for a murderer and she called the police. I was arrested and detained for a few days while interrogated. I am now fearful of cereal and don't have a way to start a day with a quick, balanced breakfast. So now I just stick to bacon and eggs... but that's considered "anti semitic". Sometimes you can't win.