The last time I went to Disney world I was 12 and I waited in line for like an hour and a half to get on the Peter Pan ride and I put my hand on one of the columns that held up the outdoor canopy and I pulled it away and I had a gigantic booger on it. I was horrified told my parents I will never go back to Disneyworld. Although after 12 if you go back to Disneyworld or something seriously fucked up with you.

Disney dress code used to exclude facial hair so the guy should be fired for that alone.