Years ago, there was something in the news about growing new penile tissue in vitro and I was in an IRC room where it was discussed. One guy (probably jokingly) said he wanted to have two penises, and I commented about how reptilian he was.
Me, I said, I was fine with having one penis. It'd have to be the size of a fireplug, but I only need one. :-)
fireplug
oh, fire hydrant lmao that's huge!
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