Standard answer to cables cut around the same time. It was a boating accident. Move along. Nothing to see here. Gas line rupture? Rusty pipes…

Hurry the fuck up i’m bored

Geeze, I somehow had the mistaken impression the world wide web was a web and if a node was taken down, packets would re-route. Huh! The topology seems more like hub and spoke.

The internet isn't a web, it's a tree. That's by (((design))) to make it more fragile and controllable and (((valuable))).