Just try peeling them Mister. These Eastern Euro potatoes are sometimes as small as a golf ball, I lose more skin than I get potato on half of them. When I go shopping I look at EVERY 5kg bag in the bin to find the one with the largest spuds, I just get so sick of these tiny fucking taters we have over here.

In the '00s I took a Czech girl to SoCal and we went to a farmers market and she just stared in awe at the massive American root veggies. It boggled her mind that a lowly ingredient such as a potato could weigh in at a half a kilo and be the size of a smol Nerf football.

Suck that Russkies, you are now limited to 4cm fries!!!

Most vodka is made from sorghum or corn these days. Potatoes are rarely made into vodka.