No need to be masculine, goy! Pee like a gurl.
i pee laying down.
Just as I suspected, authored by a woman...
A plot to make sure all toilet seats are always down
As a fairly tall person, I choose to pee sitting down like a faggot because it's helps to keep the bathroom clean.l by avoiding piss-water droplets splattering around the bathroom.
I relish in my urine "accidentally" missing the mark and ending up on the floor and I love that my wife endlessly laments about the state of our toilets.
I also never put the seat down.
U. R. Fag.
lol
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