Alex Jones was right. Interdimensional vampires are real.
Imagine you're a wealthy elite billionaire who wants to live longer. Finding donors isn't easy. Injecting someone else's spinal fluid could transmit deadly diseases. And they might be incompatible donors: your immune ststem might attack the stuff being injected. So what do you do? Create and harvest either your own offspring or clones of yourself. Keep them hooked up to tubes and sedated and extract their fluids. Have maybe a few dozen of them on hand and keep creating more as needed.
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