Article is way too short
Article is way too short
My anus is too tight.
My anus is too tight.
You must not be in the USA because we get fucked up the ass without lube by our government on a daily basis
You must not be in the USA because we get fucked up the ass without lube by our government on a daily basis
That can be 'fixed'
That can be 'fixed'
Dude, that was a softball, you should've knocked it out of the park, this was weak. 2/10, do better next time, I expect more out of a man with such high standards as yourself, Mr. Anus.
Dude, that was a softball, you should've knocked it out of the park, this was weak. 2/10, do better next time, I expect more out of a man with such *high standards* as yourself, Mr. Anus.
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