My anus is too tight.
My anus is too tight.
You must not be in the USA because we get fucked up the ass without lube by our government on a daily basis
You must not be in the USA because we get fucked up the ass without lube by our government on a daily basis
That can be 'fixed'
That can be 'fixed'
Dude, that was a softball, you should've knocked it out of the park, this was weak. 2/10, do better next time, I expect more out of a man with such high standards as yourself, Mr. Anus.
Dude, that was a softball, you should've knocked it out of the park, this was weak. 2/10, do better next time, I expect more out of a man with such *high standards* as yourself, Mr. Anus.
Forgive me, please, it's been a long day.
Forgive me, please, it's been a long day.
I'll take what I can get.
I'll take what I can get.
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