Very dangerous. It's very hard to catch a 96 yr old on the run. Never get between a 96 yr old and a free buffet because they will take extras home for the week. Watch out for the 96 yr old driver, they will drive slow and wherever they want to even on sidewalks. The 96 yr old will have either a wheelchair to run you down or cane or walker to hit you with, and if you are stuck walking behind them then you will walk as slow as they want and be unable to pass.
Very dangerous. It's very hard to catch a 96 yr old on the run. Never get between a 96 yr old and a free buffet because they will take extras home for the week. Watch out for the 96 yr old driver, they will drive slow and wherever they want to even on sidewalks. The 96 yr old will have either a wheelchair to run you down or cane or walker to hit you with, and if you are stuck walking behind them then you will walk as slow as they want and be unable to pass.
Also, don't stand between the 96 yr old and the cashier in the check-out line just let her pass, otherwise you will have a black and blue backside from being repeatedly bashed by her shopping cart.
These dastardly old ladies must be stopped!
Also, don't stand between the 96 yr old and the cashier in the check-out line just let her pass, otherwise you will have a black and blue backside from being repeatedly bashed by her shopping cart.
These dastardly old ladies must be stopped!
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