Here's a cool new concept. Why don't we make living a little bit more dangerous and thrilling so these people won't have to voluntarily seek out for dangerous thrills? Let's start with gasp not wearing a mask or not getting a vaccine against something with a 99.99% chance of survival?
No Mask
GASP That's just crazy talk. Don't you know a gnat might fly down your throat and kill you? Trust the Science, Bigot.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go Base Jump off of the Sears Tower
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