Are you sure she didn't actually die of COVID?
One less idiot breathing the air, drinking the water, and clogging the roads.
Pretty much. Not that I don't have compassion for other people, mind you, but people who intentionally do stupid shit for kicks often end up getting the people trying to save them hurt or killed. It's just plain old selfish.
The other thing is I have spent a good portion of my life doing pretty damned dangerous shit for a living. If you really want some excitement, just get a dangerous job. I can assure you that after spending a day on icy scaffolding 100 ft in the air with some hungover asshole in a crane lowering giant things out of the sky at you on a cable you will not be yearning to do dangerous things for no reason.
The other thing is I have spent a good portion of my life doing pretty damned dangerous shit for a living. If you are really want some excitement, just get a dangerous job. I can assure you that after spending a day on icy scaffolding 100 ft in the air with some hungover asshole in a crane lowering giant things out of the sky at you on a cable you will not be yearning to do dangerous things for no reason.
Flashback to my days as an ironworker in NYC.
So you know exactly what I mean. When you spend your days trying NOT to fall, it's pretty foolish to then over ride your body's basic instincts and reflexes and tell it that it's "fun" to step off that ledge.
She Was a lawyer. Nothing of value was lost.
Oooof RIP
Hot chick
Like an angel from heaven.
Drop-dead gorges
A sad waste of fine pussy. Turns out she had the HARNESS on, and thought it was hooked to the cord too..
Another delta variant casualty
Here's a cool new concept. Why don't we make living a little bit more dangerous and thrilling so these people won't have to voluntarily seek out for dangerous thrills? Let's start with gasp not wearing a mask or not getting a vaccine against something with a 99.99% chance of survival?
No Mask
GASP That's just crazy talk. Don't you know a gnat might fly down your throat and kill you? Trust the Science, Bigot.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go Base Jump off of the Sears Tower
I bet she was a mask wearer too.
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