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The body-positivity movement got a bump this week with Playboy featuring its first-ever plus-sized cover model: Hayley Hasselhoff, the daughter of former “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff.

Speaking with the Daily Mail, the 28-year-old Hasselhoff said that she felt “empowered” to pose nude for Playboy Germany, a first since becoming a curve model at the age of 14.

A "curve" model? What the actual fuck?

> The body-positivity movement got a bump this week with Playboy featuring its first-ever plus-sized cover model: Hayley Hasselhoff, the daughter of former “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff. > Speaking with the Daily Mail, the 28-year-old Hasselhoff said that she felt “empowered” to pose nude for Playboy Germany, a first since becoming a curve model at the age of 14. A "curve" model? What the actual fuck?

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Who buys playboy now? Are they just ticking over from senile geriatrics who don't know they have a subscription anymore?

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I figured once Hef died they'd let the magazine die with him.

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I remember seeing something about them going all digital. I don't think they make an actual magazine anymore.

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The magazine rack at the store is much smaller than it used to be.

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Shes not even pretty. You would think they could find a big girl; with a pretty face.

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Many such cases! Tess Munster wouldn't be famous if it wasn't about the shock value.

The Jew is basically forcing everyone in the mainstream to consume the depths of the Internet.

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The dream died with Heff.

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body positive movement

So dumb. There isn't anything positive about being overweight.

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Every damn issue needs it's own movement now. These damn kids. I wish they'd get off my lawn.

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Um its pretty clear that you’re not starving.

So there’s that.

Does everybody understand that until about 60 years ago lack of food used to be a real problem?

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NSFW WARNING

What a sloppy-looking bitch. (lacenlingerie.com)

Puke-inducing (hawtcelebs.com)

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And me without my harpoon.

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LOL. Where's Quequeg when you need him

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How about some sideboob/underboob fellas?

https://files.catbox.moe/oi1ix5.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/avnrb8.jpg

Im dissappointed but not surprised that Herr David allowed this to happen. She should be horse whipped.

Her head though. She’s got her dad’s noggin.

Kinda reminds me of when Rumer Willis accidentally inherited Bruce’s giant man-jaw. Hilarious. She looks like a potato head with giant fun bags.

A whore is a whore. Fat skinny makes no diff.

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Exactly correct. Overall not bad, just has an unfortunate face. Her mom is better looking.

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I mean she might have born strapping hasselhoff sons for the masterrace had she not been a whore. She certainly could have breast fed them!

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Its belly button is just a 3 inch long line. What the hell??

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how much paint i wonder did they need to use to make it look semi presentable

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From all the other pics I’ve seen of her... a LOT. She looks like a dried leg of pork without makeup.

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just her over all face looks like there no lights on upstairs

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I haven't had enough coffee yet today to handle that. Ugh.

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Sadly a lot of guys are into this now because the Jew told them to be. Men don't want slender/normal BMI women anymore.

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Beta Men don't want slender/normal BMI women anymore.

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Thats not true. Everyone does. These beta cucks out here just don't think they deserve it because of their worthless self esteem so they pick a butter monster to feel safe.

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Listen if all you can get is a 6 ft tall butter monster sasquatch with fat funbags and Michael Knight’s face on her big gourd head, fucking go for it, beta. Just dont take on any whores.

Everyone cant be an alpha.

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Lmao true true, but part of the issue is these guys probably could if they weren't so fuckibg weak and self deprecating.

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Alot of guys were in to fake giant plastic tits a few decades ago too, because jews told them to.

All I know is the goy fags that run the fashion biz hate fats twice as much as coked out anorexics and they cant wait for this to end.

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Well, they should go out of business so - good for them.

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A "curve" model? What the actual fuck?

another way of saying super-sized and fat?

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Try “rolls” model.

She’s a “rolls” model. Try on that synedoche for size. Oh wait it doesnt fit.

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its like they want to quit

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I'm surprised they're still in business.

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Business? What business?

What is that meme where the guy goes “Is that really going to improve the sales of X?” And the other guy says “Sales???”

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Social justice strikes again

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