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The body-positivity movement got a bump this week with Playboy featuring its first-ever plus-sized cover model: Hayley Hasselhoff, the daughter of former “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff.

Speaking with the Daily Mail, the 28-year-old Hasselhoff said that she felt “empowered” to pose nude for Playboy Germany, a first since becoming a curve model at the age of 14.

A "curve" model? What the actual fuck?

> The body-positivity movement got a bump this week with Playboy featuring its first-ever plus-sized cover model: Hayley Hasselhoff, the daughter of former “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff. > Speaking with the Daily Mail, the 28-year-old Hasselhoff said that she felt “empowered” to pose nude for Playboy Germany, a first since becoming a curve model at the age of 14. A "curve" model? What the actual fuck?

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Who buys playboy now? Are they just ticking over from senile geriatrics who don't know they have a subscription anymore?

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I figured once Hef died they'd let the magazine die with him.

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I remember seeing something about them going all digital. I don't think they make an actual magazine anymore.

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The magazine rack at the store is much smaller than it used to be.

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Shes not even pretty. You would think they could find a big girl; with a pretty face.

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Many such cases! Tess Munster wouldn't be famous if it wasn't about the shock value.

The Jew is basically forcing everyone in the mainstream to consume the depths of the Internet.

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The dream died with Heff.

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No moose knuckles

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That's nasty. But it's not like playboy has been relevant for the last 30 years anyway...

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Ehhh, that bad. It's just fucking stupid how they're molding everything into this grey matter of shit. They want it all the same.

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Social justice strikes again

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its like they want to quit

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I'm surprised they're still in business.

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Business? What business?

What is that meme where the guy goes “Is that really going to improve the sales of X?” And the other guy says “Sales???”

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NSFW WARNING

What a

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And me without my harpoon.

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LOL. Where's Quequeg when you need him

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How about some sideboob/underboob fellas?

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Im dissappointed but not surprised that Herr David allowed this to happen. She should be horse whipped.

Her head though. She’s got her dad’s noggin.

Kinda reminds me of when Rumer Willis accidentally inherited Bruce’s giant man-jaw. Hilarious. She looks like a potato head with giant fun bags.

A whore is a whore. Fat skinny makes no diff.

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Exactly correct. Overall not bad, just has an unfortunate face. Her mom is better looking.

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I mean she might have born strapping hasselhoff sons for the masterrace had she not been a whore. She certainly could have breast fed them!

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Its belly button is just a 3 inch long line. What the hell??

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I haven't had enough coffee yet today to handle that. Ugh.

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how much paint i wonder did they need to use to make it look semi presentable

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From all the other pics I’ve seen of her... a LOT. She looks like a dried leg of pork without makeup.

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just her over all face looks like there no lights on upstairs

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A "curve" model? What the actual fuck?

another way of saying super-sized and fat?

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Try “rolls” model.

She’s a “rolls” model. Try on that synedoche for size. Oh wait it doesnt fit.

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