Union?
Union?
This one really pissed me off, when I was much younger me and a couple of friends were skin diving when one of my buddies got a cramp in one of his legs and couldn't swim anymore. I put him in the normal rescue position and started to haul his ass back to shore and he tried to help with his other leg... but that one cramped up too.
Now I was dead hauling him (his brother was useless) and after about 600 yards of this we finally got close to the beach. I was just about dead at this point and with 100 yards to go the lifeguard heroically jumped off of his tower with his red banana and ran full speed to... the waters edge.
I really thought that he was going to come save us but nope. He just ran to the waters edge and watched me collapse when we finally got back to shore.
"Are you ok?"
I didn't even bother to answer him. Fuck "lifeguards".
inb4 cool blog post dude.
This one really pissed me off, when I was much younger me and a couple of friends were skin diving when one of my buddies got a cramp in one of his legs and couldn't swim anymore. I put him in the normal rescue position and started to haul his ass back to shore and he tried to help with his other leg... but that one cramped up too.
Now I was dead hauling him (his brother was useless) and after about 600 yards of this we finally got close to the beach. I was just about dead at this point and with 100 yards to go the lifeguard heroically jumped off of his tower with his red banana and ran full speed to... the waters edge.
I really thought that he was going to come save us but nope. He just ran to the waters edge and watched me collapse when we finally got back to shore.
"Are you ok?"
I didn't even bother to answer him. Fuck "lifeguards".
inb4 cool blog post dude.
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