Male Pattern Baldness [706x960 - 52KB] | Poal: Say what you want.

[–] • 20 pts

Grandma dropped a fucking dinosaur-ending meteor on that faggot.

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[–] • 10 pts

Perfectly stated. Remarks like that make sure that 40% suicide rate stays consistent.

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[–] • 5 pts

Why? It's 50% last I checked. Those are rookie numbers!

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[–] • 2 pts

41% ATTEMPT suicide...sadly, the success rate is a bit lower. This is problematic.

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

A real old lady would've chimed about the baldness and then called him a faggot commie nigger lover.

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[–] • 1 pt

Not just that but she dropped it within one minute.

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[–] • 12 pts

A legal document declaring that I am an Apache helicopter doesn't grant me the ability to fly.

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[–] • 11 pts

A legal document declaring that I am an Apache helicopter doesn't grant me the ability to fly.

It does.

It just doesn't grant you the ability to land safely.

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[–] • 5 pts

A ballistic trajectory is not flight. It's like saying you're flying when you fall off a cliff. No, you're falling. Your motion is due to your inability to fly, not because of it.

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[–] • 2 pts

A ballistic trajectory is not flight.

falling with style if you will.

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

If you create a cambre with your hands, that's an ærofoil; which gets lift—insufficient lift—but lift.

Flight is vague. I'd argue that as long as your horizontal velocity exceeds your vertical, it works like an æroplane. In the case of helicopters, it's hovering.

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A ballistic trajectory is not flight. It's like saying you're flying when you fall off a cliff. No, you're falling.

I want to agree with you, but I also really do not want to vindicate that absolute liberal faggot Tom Hanks.

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Shut up Woody.

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Grandma bringing on the suicide inducing insults! Fucking savage. Hahahaaa. One of the rare moments I wish I knew a tranny in real life so I can send them this shit.