West Florida water supplies are so polluted with heavy metals and toxins I doubt anyone would notice the difference. (No shitting, mandatory annual water reports in that area are 7 or 8 pages long showing dozens of tests - all of them with "fail" - and then at the end of the report it will say something along the lines of "We realize the water has failed all of the EPA and safety tests, but since no one has proven that these (horrifying) levels cause harm it's still okay to drink.")
No one drinks the water there anyway. Its toxic waste.
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