Let's be clear here, only a small percentage of cottonswabs are lucky enough to know that their "father" is even in jail.
I apologize in advance.
Yarr, that be an insult to swabs! Ye scallywag!
I apologized in advance, did you not get the memo?
My secretary doesn't show memos to me unless they include the TPS report with the requisite cover letter, obviously.
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