There is a false advertising joke in here somewhere.
Pepper Potts has a stinky twat.
How bigs the hole in the bottom
Absolutely Nobody:
Gwynneth Paltrow: “You’re right I SHOULD make a candle that smells like an old sock filled with herring and dirty pennies!”
Erica Smith, beauty writer: “… I don’t think so? It’s definitely not an aspirational vagina smell. I’d be concerned if it smelled like that.”
Sarah Spellings, fashion writer: “It smells like a vagina if you’ve only ever been exposed to the concept through tampon commercials. This is very much a conceptual vag.”
Madeleine Aggeler, senior writer: “No. Needs more umami.”
Who pay $75 for a candle??
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