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Well then why don't you run for office.

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There was an incident w/ a penguin, midget, and a lawnmower I'd rather not get into. Plus, I have neither the inclination, wealthy friends, or campaign funding to pursue such a cause. My district is blue. These folks love to masturbate about grabbing guns almost as much as they love killing infants. There is no honest campaign I could run as either republican or 3rd party here and be successful.

Marion Barry smokes crack on video losing his damn mind... DC reelects him as a mayor.

Sheila Jackson Lee asks in open congressional session if we can drive the mars lander to visit the moon landing site after it landed on mars. Reelected in a landslide and there's video

Hank Johnson seriously asked a high ranking military member if stationing that number of troops on Guam would cause the island to capsize. Reelected in landslide and there's video

Nancy Pelosi spent more than 300k of taxpayer money on "alcohol and in flight services" in a single year. Every trip she left w/ multiple bottles for personal use as well as gifts. Reelected w/o competition for decades now.

So really tell me...

"Well then why don't you run for office?"

Aside from my opening joke what makes you believe that's remotely possible. You can't sell such low IQ voters on a platform of ideas on either side of the aisle. Only funding, advertising, and media exposure wins an election. Most Americans read a headline of a story at best.

Watch the 80s oprah video w/ Trump where he discusses running for president... compare it to him now...

The man speaks at a 3rd grade level b/c the American IQ has crashed over the years since the Immigration Act of 65'

Billionaire has to say shit like "bigly" just to be noticed.

There will be no more iconic speeches like when JFK talked about going to the moon. If there were... most the country is to stupid to even know what's being said.