My biologically female husband had just given birth. The beautiful baby xirl we had just given birth to had male presenting genetalia. However, as the umbilical cord was being cut, xhe began crying, in an extremely high, almost feminine pitch. The doctor had barely assigned our child a gender, patriarchal bastard, when my wife finally spoke up(Xhe is genderfluid). "Doctor, can't you hear xher crying out in pain after a lifetime of gender misrepresentation?" "Miss, you baby boy is only 7 minutes old." "Can't you hear the high-pitched feminine wail of her sorrow at the hands of patriarchal oppression?" "Miss, all newborns, male or female, sound like that at birth, due to the size of their vocal chords." "How dare you reduce the beautiful spectrum of gender to a binary! I demand puberty blockers, now!" "But Miss, puberty won't happen for at least another 11 years, regardless of gender!" "Stop calling me Miss, it's sir, thank you very much!" The alt-right doctor was hauled off by the authorities, and a new doctor, Saul Abramovich, took his place. "How awful of that Goy doctor to disrespect your child's decision to transition immediately! I'll immediately prescribe any hormones you need, yes, it is best to transition immediately after birth, as long as your child is capable of making decisions, when she certainly is!" The new doctor produced a Barbie doll and a toy gun from his pockets, and placed them down, next to the baby. "Chose your gender, little Goyim!" The baby reached out and touched the handgun without thinking. "Oi vey! It's worse than I thought! You child is repressing it's feminine tendencies, we must start hormone replacement at once!" So we started our daughter on hormone replacement, and had Gender Reassignment surgery shortly after she was eight years old. Unfortunately she killed herself shortly thereafter, and unfortunate victim of people discriminating against transexuals. I only wish we could've helped her more.