Thinking about getting one of these (youtube.com) to mount on top of my porch roof.
I have porch envy. I don't think I'd have room for one of those which would provide much area targeting capabilities.
What I need is some of some of these things (armyrecognition.com) in the yard.
Lol. Yeah, and you would definitely want it hooked up to your smart phone so you could remotely fire at trespassers. Just firing over their heads would send them scrambling.
But firing over their heads would surely entail hitting [and most likely destroying] neighbors and their houses!
These things would totally need frangible rounds here, to be sure. The kind that pulverize human targets! Footage from the turret cams would totally need to get uploaded to the Tubes of You for maximum lulz, entertainment, and precious upvotes!
I love it.
You could probably get one for the roof of the car too.
I figure I could just open up the sunroof and have the passenger act as gunner firing the weapon of his choice in that instance.
I kick myself for not outfitting the boat with deck guns, though.
If I hit the lottery, that's the kind of toy I'd be getting.
Hell ya! Goals!
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