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Everyone knows you melt snowflakes with a flame thrower.

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Or, possibly preferably, a flamenwerfer, Which is one of the better werfers.

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I would say that would indeed be quite effective.

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Amazing

And the liberal bitch will get nothing over this

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I tell you, it's not a bad thing if society plunge into total chaos as a result of corona

The fucking shitlibs will eat concrete for the rest of their fucking days, because they are the least prepared to face such darwinian event

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It's looking incredibly grim; a friend of mine just came over to see what contingency plans I had to bug out of this mess, and I had to admit they were lacking. I have no idea where we could possibly sail to to be safe, but we do have options. I have gobs of canned goods [not aboard at the moment, but the house stores can be transferred to the boat when needed].

Anyhow, self sufficiency is of highest value. He's stocking up on the best fishing gear to provide for himself and his wife, and agreed that bugging out to the nearest island and just living off fishing and stores until it blows over... but lots of other mariners are jumping to the same conclusion, so even that will be very competitive, and I suck at fishing, so it seems like a pretty weak contingency plan for me.

At least I can provide security, with all the guns and ammo we've gotten together, I guess. Maybe we can work together to our strengths.

It looks like we're living in Halflife 2 here in Los Angeles already almost... at least I don't have to pick up the can. Yet.

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But we only have SALTWATER shrimp around here!

They're fucking DELICIOUS, too! But I don't have the capacity to trawl for them... I think. It would be weird and hard with a sailboat, but I guess it could be hypothetically kind of possible...

Not to dox myself too hard, but I did manage to be aboard a government research boat a few years back which was researching the condition of the sea floor near where the sewage outflow goes... and as gross as that is, they [accidentally] brought up probably about a TON of live shrimp! As throwing them overboard would just mean that the huge number of other sea creatures around would just eat them straightaway, we were allowed to take as much as we wanted. I filled my MR2 spyder with as much as I could carry, and we spent a whole day cleaning the spiky bastards... followed by a BRILLIANT dinner!

They literally tasted better than some lobster I've spent good money on. Was it due to the freshness? Or their weird sewage diet? Or just luck? Who knows! But I highly recommend them... too bad only nasty chinese farmed shrimp are available at the supermarket...