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“The money-laundering statute is not a catchall for all things that the state cannot find in a legitimate way to seize,” Judge Brian Barrett wrote.

Barrett said he was “particularly disturbed with the special authoritarianism” displayed by the government.

“The money-laundering statute is not a catchall for all things that the state cannot find in a legitimate way to seize,” Judge Brian Barrett wrote. Barrett said he was “particularly disturbed with the special authoritarianism” displayed by the government.
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FIBs cut you off mid-merge then flip the bird like it’s etiquette

FIBs yell “move it, asshole” at red lights while their blinker blinks exactly never

FIBs spit dip in your parking lot then complain your state has no culture

FIBs “you guys” their way through every sentence like politeness died on I-94

FIBs loud chewing at the next table cell phone on speaker in the quiet car

FIBs block the whole aisle at Jewel-Osco then glare when you say excuse me

FIBs wear socks with sandals to the symphony call it “Midwest chic”

FIBs tailgate so close you can read their BeReal then rage when you tap your brakes

FIBs think “sorry” is for suckers and “thank you” is a tax deduction

Fucking illinois bastards turning every interaction into a contact sport they always win.

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Accurate assessment. If I was Wisconsin or Indiana I would build a wall.

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I cannot figure out why anyone would willingly live in that shithole of a state.

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Years of conditioning beginning as children to accept these offences as normal.