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  • "Nobody needs anything besides a [x] like me which I use for [y]"
  • Agrees with government carry permits and training requirements
  • No real gun owner uses a [z]
  • Agrees with background checks

I'm sure y'all have run across these types.

(y'know there could be a good meme in there somewhere)

Don't trust anyone but a second amendment absolutist

* "Nobody needs anything besides a [x] like me which I use for [y]" * Agrees with government carry permits and training requirements * No real gun owner uses a [z] * Agrees with background checks I'm sure y'all have run across these types. (y'know there could be a good meme in there somewhere) Don't trust anyone but a second amendment absolutist

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[–] • 6 pts

When people say, "What's your position on the availability of guns?"

I say, "Let me tell you about my plan for gun vending machines."

[–] • 2 pts

Why do you need them? Because fuck you, that's why.

[–] • 1 pt

Or, better yet, say "It's ok if you don't have any. I'll protect you and your wife."

[–] • 1 pt

It's ok if you don't have any. I'll protect you and your wife."

Fixed it.

It's ok if you don't have any. I'll protect your wife."

[–] • 2 pts

You'd have to build them even tougher than ATMs, unless you want niggers to have a bunch of free guns at your expense.

[–] • 1 pt

I think the demographic problem will be part of the vending machine master plan.

[–] • 1 pt

In a free world where belt fed machine guns are sold in vending machines, anti-tamper systems can easily summon guards with guns and itchy trigger fingers.

It's the same reason you dont need a criminal-proof door on your home. You only need it to slow Methhead McGee long enough to deal with the problem yourself.