What sort of idiot would tell anyone about such great luck?

All I know is im going to start buying milsurp gun cases by the hundreds

if that happened to me i would have immediately start a lost package claim to the shipping company to have proof i never received the package.

Poor guys wife (Karen) probably saw them and he knew she couldn't keep her mouth shut...

M16s? What M16s? I just bought an empty storage box...

Lucky ducks!