It’s a long story, and I’m tired and don’t have time, so here’s the short: I am no longer a gun owner due to an horrific boating accident. Neither my arsenal or the boat were salvaged. I floated thirty miles off the coast for 1488 days before rescue. Starved sunburned and skinny, I can’t even operate the slide on a 1911 anymore. I will be leaving this page, as a weak, gunless chump who can’t even defend himself. Might as well forget reaping Muh NRA membership.